Do you like solo acoustic emotional pop punk songs about everyday life in the midwest? Neither do we. But again, our artists do whatever the fuck they want. The Crystal Fortress bassist/Shwagbag Sean collaborator is set to release his first solo effort Midwestern Dreams, a short EP that the artist himself has said "is just something I was trying out". So we got lots 'n' lots of faith in this release. I guess we'll see when it gets here but for now all you get is The Grand Ragidty Shithole Blues, the first single from Midwestern Dreams. The perfect thing for those who hate their family, have no friends, and no place to go cry for Christmas because last you year you had to make a big scene about how your uncle is a braindead racists who could never except you for your lifestyle choices because obviously the "best friend" you keep bringing to family functions is much more than just a best friend and that arts degree won't ever get you anywhere, William. So Merry X-Mas, have some crack!