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NOBODY WANTS A CLOWN

HOW IS A CLOWN SUPPOSED TO FIND SOMEBODY TO BRING HIM CRACK IN THESE DIFFICULT TIMES? TINDER SHUT DOWN MY ACCOUNT BEFORE I COULD EVEN GET ANYBODY TO RESPOND TO ME. NOW ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY WONDERING IF I GOT ANY CRACK. I GUESS THIS CLOWN IS JUST GONNA HAVE TO KEEP ON FINDING CRACK BY HIMSELF. AND WHILE I DO THAT I'M GONNA COUNT THE DAYS UNTIL THE NEW CIRCUS PIG! ALBUM IS FINALLY RELEASED. WHEN WILL THAT BE? I DON'T KNOW. I WAS TOLD THE FIRST SINGLE "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CIRCUS PIG!" WILL BE AVAILABLE JANUARY 1ST! I SURE HOPE WE GET SOMETHING ELSE BEFORE THEN, CAUSE THIS CRACK MAKES ME ANXIOUS AND OBVIOUSLY NOBODY ELSE WANTS ANY SO I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO SMOKE ALL OF THIS CRACK BY MYSELF. THANKS TINDER. NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE BECAUSE I'M A CRACK SMOKING CLOWN. FUCK YOU. BUY SOME CIRCUS PIG!

11/23/2020

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