And Vagina the Clown showed up almost sober to read us all a bedtime story. We figured let's have the second most illiterate member of the Pigcrack crew try reading a Christmas classic and then we can all laugh at the clown while he struggles. How festive. How fun. How much longer do we have to pretend that we enjoy celebrating this God forsaken holiday? Seriously. Who came up with this shit? 12 days of Christmas? 12?!? Hanukkah goes on for like a week and even that isn't as bad as 12 fucking days of Christmas. I'm over this. One more day of bullshitting everyone and then I'm telling all of your kids that Santa isn't real. Merry Christmas assholes.
PIGCRACK NEWS
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS WE WATCHED A MOVIE
SLOTS CROWDER IS A GIANT PIECE OF CHRISTMAS SHIT.
ON ANOTHER DAY OF CHRISTMAS...
LAST I CHECKED THERE WAS ONLY ONE DAY OF CHRISTMAS...
ON THE SIXTH BLAH BLAH BLAH CHRISTMAS.
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF WHATEVER
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF XMAS...
ON THE THIRD DAY OF XMAS...
ON THE SECOND DAY OF X-MAS...
Single from the FUCK IT. EP
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INTRO 0:050:00/0:05
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HANG MYSELF HIGH 3:060:00/3:06
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HANG MYSELF HIGH 3:030:00/3:03
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HANG MYSELF HIGH 4:470:00/4:47
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HANG MYSELF HIGH 4:520:00/4:52
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HANG MYSELF HIGH 3:140:00/3:14
HOUSE OF MIRRORS
CIRCUS PIG!
12" Vinyl Record |
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INTRO 0:330:00/0:33
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HOUSE OF MIRRORS 1:270:00/1:27
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1000 1:100:00/1:10
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CARDBOARD PIG! 3:400:00/3:40
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RAY 3:060:00/3:06
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BRAINDEAD 3:470:00/3:47
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WHISKEY & CIGARETTES 2:360:00/2:36
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0:00/3:37
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0:00/1:01
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OH SHIT! 1:410:00/1:41
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LAY DOWN DEAD 1:040:00/1:04
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MEANS TO YOUR END 4:100:00/4:10
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LET THERE BE CRACK! 0:540:00/0:54
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FACE TO FACE 1:230:00/1:23
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WITHERING VIGOR 1:280:00/1:28
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AND JESUS SAID... 1:390:00/1:39
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MENTAL HOME 8:190:00/8:19
WHISKEY & CIGARETTES
CIRCUS PIG!
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INTRO 0:220:00/0:22
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0:00/2:35
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CLOWN IN BLUE 1:420:00/1:42
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0:00/3:24
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OUTRO 0:310:00/0:31
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Giving In 4:060:00/4:06
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Little Things 3:080:00/3:08
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Regret 3:220:00/3:22
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Hopeless 4:380:00/4:38
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Buried 3:240:00/3:24
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0:00/2:55
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Waves 2:000:00/2:00
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Never Leave 2:570:00/2:57
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War (feat. Emma Loo) 2:590:00/2:59
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Song Eleven 4:230:00/4:23
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Confession 2:030:00/2:03
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Don't Worry 3:270:00/3:27
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Hopless (Demo) 3:270:00/3:27
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Little Things (Demo) 3:550:00/3:55
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Buried (Demo) 4:140:00/4:14
$18.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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INTRO 0:040:00/0:04
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0:00/0:42
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0:00/3:34
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0:00/4:39
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0:00/1:14
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0:00/2:11
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0:00/2:35
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0:00/1:06
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0:00/0:50
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0:00/0:47
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0:00/2:38
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0:00/1:27
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0:00/1:20
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0:00/1:37
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0:00/0:26
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0:00/0:40
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0:00/2:28
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0:00/1:28
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0:00/0:45
$11.00
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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INTRO 0:210:00/0:21
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FUCK IT 2:500:00/2:50
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I WISH I WAS DEAD 2:240:00/2:24
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HANG MYSELF HIGH 3:120:00/3:12
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BALLOON ANIMALS 1:080:00/1:08
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CLOWN DIRK 3:220:00/3:22
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FUCK IT [REPRISE] 1:010:00/1:01
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0:00/0:37
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CLATTER 1:340:00/1:34
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ICTUS 2:100:00/2:10
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PIG QUEEN 2:000:00/2:00
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SOUR MASH WHISKEY 3:560:00/3:56
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WALLS 5:130:00/5:13