It's time to gather the family around to watch one of our favorite holiday movies Rene Cardona's Santa Claus. It's the timeless Christmas story of Santa Claus fighting the devil. Based completely on actual events. And to make things even better we've got CIRCUS PIG! doing the soundtrack! "CIRCUS PIG! does Christmas music?" you say? Why yes they do! And you can download it right here! Now you don't even have to go shopping for presents! You can just keep hiding in that basement room you rent, doing whatever it is that you do with your unemployment checks and pretend that you don't even have two children that live with their father in Omaha. It's not like you really wanted to have them anyway, right Stacy? Stacy? Oh my God, Stacy! Somebody call 911 I think she's overdosed!!! Stacy! Stacy, nooooo! This is the happiest time of year... Oh, and Paul McCartney wrote the worst Christmas song ever, and if you don't believe me just go listen to McCartney II. If you make it past Temporary Secretary you're doing better than most.